Ronald Weasley

Hexed to friends and allies.

Believe it or not, I just made dinner for my beautiful fiance and it didn't burn! Not to mention, it was edible because both of us ate it and she never made any wonky faces at it. I may have to do this dinner thing again, because she clearly appreciated my efforts.

Wedding is coming up. I will soon be a wedded man. I also expect gifts of all sizes and will be keeping track of who gives the biggest one.

You know, sometimes I forget about things only to have them come piss me off when I'm least expecting them. I could really just go find Percy and punch him square in his ugly fucking face. Just found an old birthday card Charlie had given me a few years ago. I need to go kick the shit out of a bush or something.

TWO YEARS LATER
Ottery St. Catchpole, England, June 26, 2006

This is a test. Please try to break the hex if you're a Death Eater!

Hexed Against Death Eaters

I over heard someone talking at work and it put the worst vision I've ever experienced in my life in my head and I can't get it out.

You Know Who hosts lingerie nights at Malfoy's place and requires everyone to come dressed for the occasion. They can't say no because they've sold their souls and have to obey their master. Anyone else imagining baggy old Bellatrix in stockings and lace? I bet old Snake Face wears womens underpants.

Private to Hermione

Are you working tomorrow night? Please say no.

You know what I wonder? If we hex journal entries against Death Eaters and the like, do they get the hex to the face every time they crack open their journals? I mean, wouldn't that be brilliant?

Oi, Harry, I know you can read and write and you must be well enough now to stay conscious for long enough to be able to entertain me at work. I keep checking the journal scene hoping for a distraction when I'm bored and so far I haven't found too much to go off of. Can you help me out already?

I'm hungry and clearly it's gotten to the point of delusional because I swear I just saw a ferret run across the room.

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